Bad news:
“Dozens of current and former major league baseball players, including Roger Clemens, Yankee teammate Andy Pettitte, sluggers Mo Vaughn and Gary Sheffield, and reliever Eric Gagne, are named as being linked to steroid use in the report. See a list of the implicated players

 Good news:
The lobbed ball straight to anti-drug marketing companies? David Bell. Seriously, how does one use steroids and still have a sub-par career? If anything, he’s gotten smaller and oh, let’s say shittier in the past few years. Besides, “Roid-ger” Clemens also has a nice ring to it.