I’ve fallen in love. No, seriously this time. Actually I saw him on Comedy Central a while back and it was an instant attraction. And then I spent the next month or so desperately trying to remember his name, kicking myself for not having instantly downloaded everything he’s ever said. About a month back I found an article written about him in Maxim (shut up, I love it). Daniel Tosh. Honestly, pure love. He’s a little vulgar, so probably not suitable for any workplace or anywhere remotely close to children (tell them to “earmuff”. It’s a verb, apparently).  

It also doesn’t hurt that he is adorable.